Okay, let’s look at a few other toys that make my list of amaze ball toys for the year. I’ll tell ya, one of my major passions are glass toys. Yep. Glass toys. I know some of you out there are wrinkling your noses and thinking “GLASS?!? What if it breaks?” Well, do you ever ask that before bringing a drinking glass up against your teeth, which is the hardest material in your body? Probably not and last time I checked, I didn’t have teeth down there. So yeah, it’s not gonna break when I use a glass toy. 

Another thing about glass toys: you’re either really drawn to them or completely repulsed by them. When I had my brick and mortar store, of course, it was Grand Opening!, as you may know, I was one of the first sex toy retailers that sold handmade, art glass toys. Those of us who were drawn to them would almost have a hypnotic reaction to them while other people were like “ouch! Glass?!?!” For real. So if something like a glass toy intrigues and interests you, I just found my new personal favorite one. 

Okay, but this isn’t like any other glass toy. Yeah, I know I have lots of glass toys on the grandopening.com website and, as I always say, get what appeals to you visually – that’s super important!  – there are a wide variety of them. The one that really works for me on so many levels is in the Prisms Vibra-Glass line and the name of it is 10x Pari. Don’t know how they got that name but I’m calling it Kim’s Favorite now. Here’s why… one side of it is a gorgeous, clear purple glass that is curved in the perfect g spot swoop with a rounded head at the end. Oh man, just looking at this toy makes me all kinds of horny. Seriously. And here’s the thing that sets it apart… balanced on the other side is a silicone vibrator of the same shape that’s at a slightly different angle, providing 3 speeds and 7 functions that yes, vibrate not only the silicone end but the glass one, too. For me, this 10x Pari hits all the right spots and totally sets me in orbit. Okay, okay, you talked me into it… enter PARI at checkout when you buy one of these beauties at GrandOpening dot com and here’s to you loving it as much as I do.

But! As I always say in sex toy land, get something that appeals to you visually! It’s kind of like a plate of food, if you don’t like what it looks like, you won’t want to eat it. Same goes for the style of the toy. So that’s why I know I would love the Pari because I know what I like – even visually.

Let’s say you’re a dual vibe kinda person. You know, those ubiquitous rabbits with an external clit stimulator and an interior shaft to get in there. Well, good news for you… there were a SHITLOAD of them released in 2022 that combine pretty much every sensation you are looking for in a dual vibe. Want a vibrating rabbit with a thrust? 

Want one that has the ever-popular suction feature on the rabbit? Yeah, those are pretty cool but here’s a hint: you have to keep the rabbit part on the clit without moving it because it’ll break the suction, but I’m sure you can figure out how to give you the pleasure you want from it. Don’t worry, the shaft is really gonna be giving you some internal lovin’ too. You know, the one that stands out for me is the Evolved Super Sucker which also provides a g spot tapping which is kind of like a “come here” motion. See what I mean about keeping the insides busy, too? Yeah, it’ll do that. Needless to say, it will keep you so busy between the thighs that you may never leave the house. Okay, sure. Enter SUPER at checkout for a nice, 10 buck discount, you dual rabbit lovers, you!

Okay. Now I’m really on a roll. You know, I show my friends my collection of toys and one of them really stands out, you know why? Oh wait. You can’t guess because this is a PODCAST! LOL! 

Seriously, there’s this nifty little vibe that’s not really little but damn, is it super handy! It’s the two ended, super cute vibe, the Gender X Sunflower which has a nice, round end that’s about 2” wide and has a light, ribbed texture to it. It has a firm metal, tapered center and the other end is a long, almost thumb sized vibrating end with the simple to use button controls on it. You can basically use it internally or externally and even use it on sore neck muscles! Yeah, it’s that versatile! The vibrations are strong enough but not “knock your socks off” crazy, so it’s not only great to get for yourself, but is cute enough to give as a gift. This is also one of my favorite ones for 2022. Oh, alright, you talked me into yet another $10 off coupon code for this beauty. Guess what word you can enter at checkout for another discount? You guessed it! SUNFLOWER! Seriously, you can’t go wrong with this one. 

And here’s another one for transmen and it’s one of my favorites. It’s a simple packer to fill out those tighty whities or jeans. It’s called the Pack N Jack and is jet black, made of soft and supple TPR – thermoplastic rubber – it actually has ridges on the inside so you can also stroke off with it, which I think is pretty clever. Now, this is the thing. I know a lot of guys, whether they are cis gendered men or transmen, that have what’s commonly called “micro penis.” Um, I’ve seen A LOT of penises of all sorts of shapes and sizes (and I’m damn proud of having that distinction!) and I can tell you that what you may read that statistically, micro penis doesn’t happen that often, I can assure you, IT DOES. And yes, I can work with one but that’s a whole ‘nuther podcast! 

Anyhoo, back to the Pack n Jack. While it is marketed to the trans community, it can really be used by so many different people. Do you do male drag? Yep. Excellent for that. Gender fluid and want something to fill out your undies? Works for that, too. Want to do some gender fucking? Why the hell not? Might have some fun with it, too. Wanna look bigger? Sure! Drop that in your shorts and work it! I’ll never tell! And yeah, of course, I wouldn’t be telling you about it unless I would grace you with a discount code for it. Let’s use PACK for a discount on this nifty Pack N Jack. 

So there’s a few things that can keep you happy and satisfied in so many ways. I’ll tell you more about the hundreds of toys I have – no kidding – and if you have any questions about any of them, please send an email to Kimairssexchat@gmail.com 

And oh! I’ll be releasing my top 5 choices in an upcoming podcast which will go deeper, deeper! With reviews and selections in many categories. This was, um, just a tease because, well, I like to tease! 

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