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Vitality by Leaf Review

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We’ve all seen the ads with the pretty Asian gal making that “V” sign with her fingers for the Vitality by Leaf. I’ve figured out what she means: “Vagina” “Vulva” “Vibrator” and maybe even “Vegan” given the earth friendly color of the leaf vibe. Me, I’d add “Victorious” to the V description, too.
Vitality
The waterproof Vitality by Leaf comes in earth friendly packaging and tones, complete with a (presumably) hemp carry bag, its own recharger, and a user friendly guide. A particularly nice touch? The charger has the logo on it so it doesn’t get confused with all of your other chargers. The leafy green silicone skin is smooth and the buttons on the front are easy to use. The unique shape allows the user increasing speeds in the separate motors for the clitoral vibe and the tidy and compact internal one that reaches within the nerve-packed 1st third of the vagina (where the most nerve endings are in the canal). The effect is one that’s gently stimulating and not too overpowering.
It’s shape also lends it to plenty of stimulation options. Insert it or not. It’s up to you. It’s phthalate-free and measures in at 5-inches long by 3.5-inches wide. The silicone is seamless, which is extra nice, and it features a rechargeable lithium-polymer battery.

What Did I Think of the Vitality by Leaf?

The leaf is a unique vibe that can make a good first timer for young women embarking on discovering their sexuality. And it’s not too shabby for us experienced gals, either.

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Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug Review

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The Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug is good fun. Really. Okay, call me kinky but I know a good, fun, playful product when I see one. This stylin’ glass pig tail butt plug will delight the perverts (and I use that term affectionately) with its whimsical shape and delicate glass coil for the piglet’s tail.
Fashionistas glass pig tail butt plug
 
The glass butt plug itself is etched in the Fashionistas’ trademark flourishes, making this a beautiful art piece as well. Upon closer inspection, there is a humorous flying pig in the silvery scrollwork on the plug that you can show your partner when they say “Oh yeah, you’ll shove something up my ass when pigs fly…” Just present this to them, place a blindfold over their eyes, put a ball gag in their mouth, slip some lube into their butthole, and prove them wrong. Let them squeal like a pig and ENJOY it.
The plastic printed packaging with a clear peek-a-boo window shows off the fine craftsmanship of this unique toy. Stock this if you have a steady flow of kinksters in your store who are always demanding something different and clever. It will appeal to those who enjoy the firmness and quality of a glass toy and can fully appreciate a bovine-themed butt plug, too.

What Did I Think of the Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug?

I think it’s fun. And funny. And will probably appeal to kinky folks and those looking for some levity in their sex lives, too. Made from borosilicate glass, this toy is shatter resistant and you can easily heat it up or cool it down with warm or cold water. It’s also phthalate free. Available in small and large, all tastes are satisfied with the Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug.

The Curve massager from Love Candy by Kendra

Love Candy by Kendra: The Curve Review

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In beautiful packaging that doubles as a small evening clutch, Love Candy by Kendra: The Curve is a handy to use sex toy from Evolved Novelties dressed in a slinky black silicone skin.

Love Candy by Kendra: The Curve

The Love Candy by Kendra: The Curve fits in one’s palm with the vibrations happening at the end of its slightly pointy but comfortable tip. The push buttons at the sides of the top are easy to use: one on/off button and one for the 3 speeds and 7 functions so you can create just the right combo for pleasure.
My only issue was the difficulty I experienced putting the 2 AAA batteries into the battery compartment, trying to make the cap position itself just right in order to twist it and close it properly. It was pretty tricky to do but eventually, I succeeded. My advice is to install the batteries when you’re not thinking about sex toys… like when you put batteries into your kids’ toys… then it’s ready to go when you are. Like after the kids are asleep. Mmmmm…

So, What Did I Think of Love Candy by Kendra: The Curve?

This is a really nice sex toy from Evolved Novelties. It has a slim and sleek look to it and is comfortable to hold. It’s genuinely designed to use all over your body and is perfect for relaxing tired muscles and for pressing against your vulva and clit.
The buttons are intuitive, the form-fit pleasing. Again, my only complaint is the difficulty I had putting in the batteries but so long as your sex toy is prepped ahead of time, it should be a problem. I’d recommend this handy fits-in-your-palm massager to a friend.

CalExotics Silicone Love Rider Review

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If you’re looking for a personalized touch in your next harness, the 10 Function Silicone Love Rider from CalExotics is an excellent choice. Not only does it provide a wide range of settings, it’s also a great starter harness. But more on that later.
calexotics silicone love riderFirst, let’s get some of the nitty gritty details out of the way. The dildo is made from silicone, so you know it’s going to feel ultra realistic. It measures in at 6 1/2” long by 1 1/2” wide and it nestles in snug into the black vinyl harness.
The great thing about this harness is that it’s quite large and can stand up to real vigorous use. It’ll fit women, petite and plus-sized, and the 1” wide straps sit nicely between your legs. This means the straps won’t get in the way if you want to slip your hand down to provide a little clitoral stimulation.
Another thing I liked is how the harness doesn’t ride up. The back panel is wide and stays in place nicely. Feel free to go buck wild. This thing isn’t moving.
The dildo features a 10 function vibrator at the end of the shaft and you can even slip the remote controller into the harness straps so it’s out of the way (but close at hand) when it’s time to get down to business. The vibe’s power is pretty strong. And a really cool feature? It remembers your last settings the next time you use it.

What Did I Think of the CalExotics 10 Function Silicone Love Rider?

Great product. This vibrating dildo and harness set is sturdy and performs well. Standout features include the settings memory for the vibe, strong and no-ride-up straps, and a nifty instruction booklet that tells you how to wear a harness.

lelo insignia oden 2 vibrator

LELO Insignia Oden-2 Review

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Now this vibe is the epitome of high quality. The LELO Insignia Oden-2 is super sleek, super functional, and super amazing. The design is fab, featuring contours aplenty, sure to conform to your body in the best possible ways.
lelo insignia oden 2 vibrator
The main attraction is a silicone vibrator that’s attached to an open ring. Place this ring (it’s not tight) around the penis so the vibe will press right against her clit. Going cowgirl is the best way to make the most of this lovely little toy’s vibrations. Or, attach the vibrator to the included closed ring to promote a longer, harder, more satisfying experience.
What sets the LELO Insignia Oden-2 apart is that it comes with a remote controller that tucks neatly in your palm. The remote offers up vibrations as well, but it’s best feature is called “sensemotion.” Move the remote around and tilt it to experience different vibration combinations. It’s completely wireless with clearly marked + and – controls, so there’s no confusion while you’re in the sack. It also has a good range on the wireless remote, so you could feasibly sit a distance from your partner and control the vibrator for an added bit of fun.
It’s waterproof and completely rechargeable, giving you up to 2 hours of continuous use. Feel free to bring it in the shower or bath, if you’d like. It comes with a carry bag, 2 batteries, a triple infinity pin, and a charger.

What Did I Think of the LELO Insignia Oden-2?

Another winner from LELO, the Insignia Oden-2 lives up to its “most advanced couples’ ring” motto. Made from silky silicone with 8 vibration modes, this vibrator will become a featured player in your sex toy box. Though intended for couples, it works great solo, too. Yum!

white diamond rabbit review

Pipedream White Diamond Rabbit Review

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Who doesn’t need another rabbit in her life? The White Diamond Rabbit from Pipedream is a classy choice and significant upgrade from your standard Rabbit fare. This vibrator features a clear shaft that allows you to see the metal beads inside rotating. These beads are positioned just so to provide ample G Spot stimulation. Plus, you can easily change the settings and speeds thanks to pressable buttons at the base of the shaft.
white diamond rabbit review On the external side of things, the White Diamond Rabbit has thick ears that offer direct clitoral stimulation. The shaft and the rabbit ears have their own vibrators and their own settings, making this an effective dual vibe. The shaft is phthalate-free and measures 6” long.
Let’s talk about how this rabbit vibrator looks for a moment. We already established it’s clear so you can see the beads gyrating away inside, but it also has crystals adorning the base of the shaft. The entire rabbit is encased in white, silver, and clear details, giving it a clean and classy style.

What Did I Think of the White Diamond Rabbit?

To put it simply, the White Diamond Rabbit will appeal to someone looking for something a bit more in their next rabbit vibrator purchase. It’s got a classy look that stands out for all the right reasons. The rotating beads are positioned well for G Spot stimulation and the reverse rotation feature on the shaft is a nice touch. The only real drawback is the motor–it’s a tad on the noisy side. Still, it’s unlikely you’ll even notice the vibrating noise when you’re in the middle of a sexy evening alone or with a partner.
All in all, this is a vibrator that delivers on all the features any good rabbit vibrator should offer–and it looks good doing it.

Je Joue Fifi review

Je Joue Fifi Review

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The Je Joue Fifi is one of the most un-rabbity rabbits out there and that’s a good thing. It seems like every vibrator wants to be a rabbit nowadays so when I saw the Fifi, I was intrigued. After all, it bears the rabbit shape but its seamless silicone design gives it an ear up on the competition.
Je Joue Fifi review
Let’s talk about some of its features, first. The Je Joue Fifi is rechargeable and has positive and negative spots on the charging end that are magnetized for added convenience. These also work as the vibration and speed controls and you can press the center spot to send this bunny hopping, er, pulsing.
The silicone is what really sells this one for me. The shaft is firmer than the rabbits made from rubber. It doesn’t have those spinning beads, either. The ears don’t have a motor but because they’re made from silicone, too, they pulse and vibrate right along with the rest of the shaft. And with 5 vibration settings and 6 pulsing rhythms, you can optimize this bunny to hit all your right spots. Oh, and add waterproof to the list of features. Want to use it in the bath or shower? Feel free!
I really liked the packaging, too. The Je Joue Fifi comes in a black box, wrapped in a retail sleeve. I chucked the retail sleeve and keep mine in the black box for clean and simple storage.

What Did I Think of the Je Joue Fifi?

Loved it. The Je Joue Fifi may not look like other rabbits. Hell, it might not even offer all the other features of the traditional rabbit, but I didn’t mind one bit. This rabbit picks a few functions and does them well. Brownie points for the hard silicone shaft and ears and easy to use speed and vibration controls.