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Fashionistas glass pig tail butt plug

Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug Review

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The Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug is good fun. Really. Okay, call me kinky but I know a good, fun, playful product when I see one. This stylin’ glass pig tail butt plug will delight the perverts (and I use that term affectionately) with its whimsical shape and delicate glass coil for the piglet’s tail.
Fashionistas glass pig tail butt plug
 
The glass butt plug itself is etched in the Fashionistas’ trademark flourishes, making this a beautiful art piece as well. Upon closer inspection, there is a humorous flying pig in the silvery scrollwork on the plug that you can show your partner when they say “Oh yeah, you’ll shove something up my ass when pigs fly…” Just present this to them, place a blindfold over their eyes, put a ball gag in their mouth, slip some lube into their butthole, and prove them wrong. Let them squeal like a pig and ENJOY it.
The plastic printed packaging with a clear peek-a-boo window shows off the fine craftsmanship of this unique toy. Stock this if you have a steady flow of kinksters in your store who are always demanding something different and clever. It will appeal to those who enjoy the firmness and quality of a glass toy and can fully appreciate a bovine-themed butt plug, too.

What Did I Think of the Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug?

I think it’s fun. And funny. And will probably appeal to kinky folks and those looking for some levity in their sex lives, too. Made from borosilicate glass, this toy is shatter resistant and you can easily heat it up or cool it down with warm or cold water. It’s also phthalate free. Available in small and large, all tastes are satisfied with the Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug.

Jopen Key Comet Wand

Jopen Key Comet Wand Review

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She’s got the perfect curves. She’s got a handle on things. She’s made of comfortable, smooth glass with a beguiling silicone coated curve to reach deep within me. Glass and silicone: my favorite combination. She’s my new perfect girlfriend. Her name is the Comet Wand by Key, presented by Jopen but I’ll just call her Lovely. The box for the Jopen Key Comet Wand is unlike any other – a silky “ponytail” loop lets her hang distinctively from a silvery hook in a store, her stylish box opens horizontally, exposing a gently opening window and a foam casing that traces her lines and holds her firmly in place.
Jopen Key Comet Wand
Wait, what’s that I see? She even comes dressed with an inky, black drawstring bag so I can take her where I want her to go. She has an instruction card as if I need to be told where to put her to give me pleasure. She comes with a one year warranty in case I wear her out from too much use but she’ll last much, much longer than that. She has her own QR code on the back of her case so she can share her many secrets with you, the lucky buyer.
Available in Raspberry Pink, Robin Egg Blue, and Lavender, the Jopen Key Comet Wand features an ergonomic shape that makes it easy and comfortable to access your G Spot. It measures 5-inches long by 1.5-inches wide–just the right size–and features a stainless alloy emblem as a classy finishing touch.

What Did I Think of the Jopen Key Comet Wand?

I’ll keep this one brief. I think I love her and will take her home. Ah, the Key by Jopen Comet G Spot Wand: It’s fresh, it’s new, it’s quality. And it’s the shape of things to come.