Main Squeeze Julia Ann Review

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Julia Ann is the hottest MILF on the planet. Take my word for it. My cock gets hard even thinking about her juicy tits bouncing around while I’m fantasizing about her. But fantasize no more. Now I can slide my stiffy between her MILFy folds of fleshy goodness, her big clit and clit hood, her chewy pussy lips gobbling up my hard-on. I can make her grip me harder with that magic pressure plate on this Main Squeeze toy and shoot my load deep inside. She almost makes me wanna snowball my jizz but I’ll have a cigarette instead.

Product Description:

Julia Ann has joined Doc Johnson’s Main Squeeze line with her own hard-case masturbator. It’s designed to put the power in your hands and features a squeezable grip and suction-adjusting cap that let you vary each stroke.

Molded directly from Julia’s body, this ULTRASKYN stroker looks and feels just like the real thing. Each ULTRASKYN sleeve features a different textured interior, making your experience as unique as each of our sexy Main Squeeze girls. The double-cap hardshell design doubles as a discreet travel and storage case, keeping your Main Squeeze fresh and ready for whenever the mood strikes.

ThumpIt 10x Thumping Prostate Stimulator Review

The latest addition to the popular ThumpIt collection does not disappoint. Packing 7 different, powerful thumping modes in a 3 ¾” long insertable stimulator and a 3” long, vibrating perineum stimulator with similar speeds and functions, putting this hot little toy in your butt will not only stimulate your P spot but also your L-M-N-O-Q-R, well, you get what I mean! The remote control lets you pulse through the speeds and functions without having to handle this beauty and also lets you enjoy hands free sensations. And don’t forget what a great vaginal stimulator this is, too. Why should P spots get all the fun?

Product Description:

Thump your ass and buzz your perineum with this cutting edge anal plug from Thump Its! Please and pleasure your prostate with cutting edge Kinetic Technology – embrace the rhythmic thumping pleasure from this velvety shaft, and add some buzzing bliss with the powerful perineum vibrato, increasing the intensity and duration of your orgasm to new heights! Choose from 7 patterns of thumping and 3 intensities of vibration to find the perfect combination of prostate thumping pleasure! This plug hits deep with its internal thumping weight, and is controlled on the fly with the base controls or included wireless remote controller. Perfect for easy solo use or play with a partner. Constructed with premium phthalate free silicone for body safe booty play. Increase pleasure with plenty of your favorite water based lubricant, but avoid use with silicone lubes to prolong the life of your new Thump It Prostate Stimulator. The ergonomic design fits comfortable between your cheeks, while the phallic thumping tip hits all the right spots to get your rocks off. Rechargeable via included USB charging cable. Measurements: Overall length 4.8 inches, widest insertable diameter 1.35 inches, insertable length 3.75 inches. Materials: Phthalate free silicone and ABS plastic Color: Black

Opus E Review

For the guy who wants the over-the-top stimulation that’s more than just a run-of-the-mill stroker, the Opus E will provide a zip and a zing to your hard-on thing. While it can be used as a standard, canister-style stroker, the secret in all of the Mystim line is the option to use it as an e-stim device as well. After placing the two conductive strips on the inside and attaching the base to a power source in the Mystim line, the sexy and stimulating interior will provide a sensation that no real vagina can ever provide. It will get you off in ways you’ve always just fantasized about which will leave you singing your own, personal Opus.

Vac-U-Lock Supreme Harness Review

Ever wish your collection of Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock toys could do just. One. Thing? Like vibrate? AND be remote controlled? Well, your wishes come true with the new Vac-U-Lock Vibrating Plug! It simply replaces the hard, plastic plug of the Vac-U-Lock harness system which is the key component of the product line’s versatility. The plug is rechargeable and the small, flat, egg shaped remote has a large, flat battery in it. Best of all, the vibrating plug not only vibrates but it offers 7 different speeds and functions. Voila! Your Vac-U-Lock dildo is now a vibrator! Briliant!

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Rechargeable Butterfly Kiss Review

Today’s riddle: how can you take a best selling vibrator and make it even better? The answer is simple! Turn it into the rechargeable, multispeed, silicone Butterfly Kiss! Just the right size for intense g spot sensations while simultaneously kissing the clit, this magical Butterfly sports ten functions of vibrations, pulsation and escalation. It even alternates pulses between the two motors at the end and within the butterfly. I couldn’t decide which setting I liked the most so I used all ten and lived happily ever after. Yum!

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Satisfyer Vibes Mr. Rabbit Vibrator Review

Hey Mister! I’ve got your Rabbit! Or actually, your nifty, silicone dual vibe that provides you with plenty of rumbling vibration for deep, deep thrills. The large, silicone, tongue-like shaped shaft with a 4 ½” insertable length has gentle ridges on several sides and is flexible enough to bend slightly with her inner depths. The entire thumb shaped clitoral stimulator vibrates with the same intensity as the shaft, making this an ultimate inside/outside fun time. The 12 speeds are really strong, seemingly emulating from deep within the shaft. So hop right to it and say “Mister Rabbit! I’m coming!”

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Satisfyer Balls Kegel Exerciser Set Review

Three silicone balls of different weights make up this new collection of pelvic exercisers from Satisfyer. Each as a molded loop attached which makes using them pretty easy to insert and pull out and without having to do jumping jacks to eject them. The balls have a gentle lip in the middle that can add to internal stimulation as well as let them be grasped by those increasingly strong pubococcygeal muscles. And you always wondered what PC stood for, right? The instruction sheet included shows positions that basically anyone practicing yoga can follow along… with the Satisfyer Balls safely ensconced internally.

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Delight Triple Orgasm Vibrator Review

Why settle for just one or two orgasms when you can have THREE? Three distinct stimulating sections of this hefty, TPE, 3AA battery vibe are bound to please every hungry orifice she has. The large, clitoral rabbit has an independently controlled vibe in its body, the 1 ½” thick, 4 ½” long rotating shaft has five rows of fixed, metallic pleasure beads which can change direction with a quick press of a button on the control panel, and the long anal probe even has a small vibrator built right in! All you need is plenty of lube to slosh around the whole shebang in and out and extra sheets for pulling during the inevitable orgasmic frenzy. Yeeha!!

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Rechargeable Lover’s Thong with Pleasure Beads Review

This stretchy, silicone strapped Lover’s Thong sports a rechargeable bullet that lays at the top of the circle of pleasure beads, with the bullet providing clitoral stimulation and the circle of beads allowing access to all her good parts. The beads can also supply some interesting stimulation for her partner when doing the ins and outs. The adjustable straps of the T back design allow it be used by a wide variety of wearers so let the good times roll with this Lover’s Thong!

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