Kegels, we’ve got Kegels! LELO Luna Beads, in their signature sexy, sleek box, offer not two but FOUR plastic balls in various sizes for comfort and pleasure, all of which are weighted for added toning of your love muscle. Unlike many other duo tone balls (the commonly used name for these), the Luna Beads are […]
The Fashionistas Glass Pig Tail Butt Plug is good fun. Really. Okay, call me kinky but I know a good, fun, playful product when I see one. This stylin’ glass pig tail butt plug will delight the perverts (and I use that term affectionately) with its whimsical shape and delicate glass coil for the piglet’s tail. […]
She’s got the perfect curves. She’s got a handle on things. She’s made of comfortable, smooth glass with a beguiling silicone coated curve to reach deep within me. Glass and silicone: my favorite combination. She’s my new perfect girlfriend. Her name is the Comet Wand by Key, presented by Jopen but I’ll just call her […]
October 1, 2013 Here I am, visiting Boston for a few rushed days of motorcycle riding with my beloved club to throwing out a Facebook invitation to whoever reads it to meet me at the Boston institution, Doyle’s, in Jamaica Plain and ending up seeing two dear friends there. The air has the crispness of […]
So, if you read my first post about doin’ it in public in vehicles, you know I get turned on by car sex. But after I hit “publish,” I got a few more ideas and remembered a few more fun excursions in cars that I wanted to share. And I totally didn’t touch on oral […]
Before you read this oh-so-juicy last installment, be sure to refresh your memory of all things Love Ranch and Kim Airs: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 So I know lots of you are reading this blog, breathlessly waiting for me to get to the good part. Did I trick? How […]
Maybe I’m crazy, but I’m giving away another sex toy! This time, it’s the Nobu TAKO Vibrator. The new Nobu TAKO vibrator has a unique shape for unique positioning when you use it. With a sturdy handle that holds the rechargeable lithium ion battery, 3 quiet motors, and 10 programs, you’ll never want to leave the […]
Exciting news to report! I’m giving away a FREE sex toy! Yup, I have tons of toys sitting around that aren’t being put to good use *ahem* so I thought, “Hey why not give them away to my loyal fans and followers?” I’ll be doing these giveaways regularly, so be sure to check back often so […]
As the ol’ punk rocker from New York City, Dick Manitoba of The Dictators wailed, “There’s two things that make the world go around…. PUSSY AND MONEY!” It should be the welcome sign over the door at the Love Ranch North. Negotiations for doing the deed in Room Six. My room. Now the fun begins. […]
So, where we last left off, the definition of “party” at The Love Ranch is not popping open a coolie in front of the 64” HDTV with your frat buddies. No, no, no. A party (I’ll leave off the quotes because my pinkies will get sore constantly using them in this blog), is basically when […]